Sonics Drinking Game

After watching a Sonics game, do you ever find yourself wishing you hadn�t drank so much? Or perhaps, despondent at the team�s play or potential move, wishing you�d drank more? Well, we at Buzzer Beater are here to help you regulate (consider us the Nate Dogg to your Warren G). So get a half-rack, turn on the game, and follow the rules below.

Drink every time you encounter an event listed in your category, or in one of the categories before it:

Designated Driver

-Wally Szczerbiak dunks.
-Delonte West finishes with his right hand.
-You overhear someone say �I wish Craig Ehlo was still calling these games.� (Other players: no cheating and lying on this one, or you have to pay for the cab).
-Kevin Durant outmuscles his opponent.
-The camera shows Clayton Bennett in the owner�s box.
-You find yourself thinking �man, those three seven footers were really underrated draft picks.�

I�m just gonna have one or two.

-Luke Ridnour fouls a stronger point guard who�s backing him down.
-After the defense attempts to force him right, Delonte West backs the ball out to get an angle to go left.
-Damien Wilkins hits a corner three.
-Wally Szczerbiak gets an assist or rebound.
-Kurt Thomas dunks.
-Nick Collison attempts a layup or dunk with his right hand.

I need a little buzz.

-Kevin Durant or Jeff Green deflects a pass or gets a steal.
-On a pick and roll, Chris Wilcox shuffles his feet to begin setting them for a dunk, despite being more than fifteen feet from the basket.
-Wally Szczerbiak complains to or makes an incredulous face at an official. Drink two more times if he turns to someone other than that official to further plead his case.
-Brian Davis reminds you of Jeff Gannon
-Damien Wilkins takes a shot that would have gotten you benched on your high school, junior high, or rec league team.
-Nick Collison attempts a layup or dunk with his left hand.

Fuck it. Let�s get drunk.

-Kevin Durant takes a shot that would have gotten you benched on your high school, junior high, or rec league team.
-Chris Wilcox dunks.
-Robert Swift looks like a victim stuck in a bully�s body.
- Damien Wilkins pump fakes.
-Jeff Green�s jersey looks too small for him.
-You find yourself examining the southern shore of PJ�s beard for grip marks.

Help me forget!

-Kevin Durant takes a shot.
-Chris Wilcox grabs a rebound.
-A Sonics player misses a defensive rotation or fails to close out, leading to an open shot for the opponent.
-Jeff Green plays better defense than Rashard Lewis.
-Wally Szczerbiak�s dribble game reminds you of your dad�s.
-You find yourself thinking, �I hope they don�t move to Oklahoma City.�