Okay, yeah, posting this video on a Seattle-area sports blog is pretty self-indulgent, seeing as you basically have to have lived in St. Louis to appreciate this video (or been a huge Cardinal fan in the 80's). But fuck it: some things are so funny that they merit safe harbor anywhere, so enjoy! (And if somebody out there can do this sort of thing for Mariners past and present, please e-mail me and we'll dispatch a cameraman -- stat.)