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Former Sonics Escape With Win, Current Escape Artist Doesn't

The NBA team formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics, 5-4 in their last nine games, are officially on their first winning streak of the year after beating the Pistons last night at home They clobbered the Jazz the previous game, and have now won two straight. But the self-proclaimed "world's greatest female escape artist" featured in this ridiculously melodramatic video montage (and as halftime entertainment during the OKC-Detroit game) wasn't so lucky; she had to be rescued from the water chamber she'd inserted herself into at halftime. As well as the Thunder have been playing of late, that can't be a good omen.

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