Where to Put Your Booty

An addendum to last week's freaking story.  Over the weekend, a Lynnwood High School teacher told me that her school had come up with some creative catchphrases to help the students remember what's hot and what's naughty.  In addition to "face to face and leave some space," there was also, "use your fanny like you would for your granny."  And then there's my all-time favorite:  "no booty in the wang-wang."