Server Reboot Wednesday: Special Huckabee/Holiday Edition

From the mind of Paul Jensen:

�Twas Server Reboot Wednesday
And all through the house
Not a computer was stirring
No keyboard, no mouse

The computers were logged off
With love and with care
In the hopes St. System Admin
Would soon be there

The reps were nestled
All snug in their beds
As their happy hour cocktails
Danc�d in their heads

And I with my glasses
My coffee and cap
Had just settled in
For a Wednesday night nap

When out in the office
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from my desk
And said, �What the f**k? I�m trying to sleep here!�

When, what to my wandering eyes did I see?
It was Republican hopeful Mike Huckabee!
He brushed fresh white snow off his navy blue suit
And said, �Hiya, Paul! Can I help you reboot?�

I nodded -- �I guess� -- and that pleased old Mike
And together we upgraded servers and the like
And we rebooted, rebooted, and rebooted until
The server room was silent, quiet and still

Mike said, �Well that�s done� as he put on his coat
�Merry Christmas, young admin -- and don�t forget to vote!�

It was then I woke up
Still slumped in my chair
It had all been a dream
Huckabee never was there

And yet (and you might find this
Hard to believe)
All the servers were rebooted
I was now free to leave

And I�ll never forget
As I started to go
There -- in the hallway -- faint traces of snow