Colin Powell to Teach Seattleites About "Take-Charge Leadership"--Not a Joke Unfortunately
Hey, everybody! It's time to Get Motivated! And who better to inspire you to take charge, to speak truth to power, to stand up for what you believe in during time of crisis, than former Bush Administration shill Colin Powell! That's right. The guy who told the UN all about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction and helped insure the deaths of thousands and thousands of U.S. soldiers and Iraqi citizens is coming to Seattle this month to instruct us about Take-Charge Leadership.
Among the hilariously ironic topics this former Cabinet patsy will address:
How to Rapidly Expand Your Circle of Influence.
The Unified Team: How To Get Everyone on the Same Page.
Crucial Systems for Reducing Costs and Increasing Profits.
(Emphasis from Powell, except for "Reducing Costs;" that one's mine.)
It's all part of the GET MOTIVATED! Business Seminar, an all-day affair at Key Arena on Monday the 25th. If you've got some war crimes planned and need backup, be sure to send your entire staff. It's only $19 if you send everyone in your office!!
5 comment(s)
Sydney says:
Its your liberal congress that keeps funding the war!
Posted On: Monday, Aug. 11 2008 @ 9:31PM
Anonymous says:
For what it's worth, this "Get Motivated" seminar is nothing but a scam to get the audience to buy into some stock-picking program. In between the "celebrity" speakers, you're treated to a cross between the PTL Club and late night cash flow generator infomercials.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. (But, hey, you may get the day off if your boss shells out the 19 bucks.)
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 13 2008 @ 3:35PM
RP says:
For what it's worth, the whole "Get Motivated" seminar is nothing but a charade to get attendees to buy into some expensive stock-picking generator. In between the "celebrity" speakers, the audience is treated to a cross between those late night cash flow generator infomercials and the PTL Club.
But, hey, you might get the day off if your boss sprang the 19 bucks.
Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 13 2008 @ 3:39PM
Bret G says:
Just another example of passive aggressive Seattlelites dishing out bogus accustations about an American hero because they themselves are too cowardly and stubborn to actually stands for something. I am so glad I live here, but am SO glad I am not from here!
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 26 2008 @ 2:12PM
Bret G says:
Just another example of passive aggressive Seattlelites dishing out bogus accustations about an American hero because they themselves are too cowardly and stubborn to actually stand for something. I am so glad I live here, but am SO glad I am not from here!
Posted On: Tuesday, Aug. 26 2008 @ 2:12PM