Convention-Watching Advice: Play the Sarah Palin Drinking Game
Posted Sep. 3 at 4:17 pm by Mike Seely
Westhoff has devised a drinking game similar to the Barack Obama drinking game to help liven up tonight's Sarah Palin speech. Click here to learn how to play.
Topics: Campaign 2008
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I was bequeathed with seven or eight Heinekens yesterday. Following the strict interpretations of the rules as outlined by the Hoff, I'm sure Alaska will be mentioned a few times (although that shouldn't count) with an over/under of 5 1/2.
Posted Sep. 3 at 4:29 pm by Don WardHockey mom has an over/under of 2 1/2.
Shotgun is going off at 15-1 odds.
Drunkards gambling on the rest of the field might be facing long odds with Mooseburger, Walmart, Basketball, Gay Marriage, Anarchists, Melanoma, Shotgun wedding, Fetus and Tard.
But since I want those Heinies out of the fridge before they go bad on me, a few modifications are in order for the Palin Drinking Game.
Country First
Experience.
Any reference to 18 million cracks or a glass ceiling.
Contrasting McCain's famous quote about not going to congress to be voted Miss Congeniality and being a beauty pageant contestant and actually being voted Miss Congeniality.
Better buy some more brewskies.
Posted Sep. 3 at 4:36 pm by Don WardI did not know born-again Christians approved of smoking marijuana. Palin apparently does not mind: note the man inhaling in the background. Oh, I forgot, Palin's already admitted to smoking and inhaling marijuana anyway. Just what America needs: a pot-smoking, gun-carrying, book-censoring governor (of the state closest to Siberia a the population one-quarter of that of Brooklyn), who does not believe in global warming, evolution, birth control, or abortion in the case of rape and incest, to lead us backward to the twentieth century.
Posted Sep. 3 at 9:54 pm by DavidI did not know born-again Christians approved of smoking marijuana. Palin apparently does not mind: note the man inhaling in the background. Oh, I forgot, Palin's already admitted to smoking and inhaling marijuana anyway. Just what America needs: a pot-smoking, gun-carrying, book-censoring governor (of the state closest to Siberia a the population one-quarter of that of Brooklyn), who does not believe in global warming, evolution, birth control, or abortion in the case of rape and incest, to lead us backward to the twentieth century.
Posted Sep. 3 at 9:54 pm by DavidI did not know born-again Christians approved of smoking marijuana. Palin apparently does not mind: note the man inhaling in the background. Oh, I forgot, Palin's already admitted to smoking and inhaling marijuana anyway. Just what America needs: a pot-smoking, gun-carrying, book-censoring governor (of the state closest to Siberia a the population one-quarter of that of Brooklyn), who does not believe in global warming, evolution, birth control, or abortion in the case of rape or incest, to lead us back to the twentieth century.
Posted Sep. 3 at 9:56 pm by DavidBorn-again Christians also disapprove of Photoshop, tongue-in-cheek humor and credulous blog commenters.
Posted Sep. 3 at 10:16 pm by Don Ward