Convention-Watching Advice: Play the Sarah Palin Drinking Game

• Born-again Christians also disapprove of Photoshop, tongue-in-cheek humor and credulous blog commenters.

• But since I want those Heinies out of the fridge before they go bad on me, a few modifications are in order for the Palin Drinking Game. Country First Experience. Any reference to 18 million cracks or a glass ceiling. Contrasting McCain's famous quote about not going to congress to be voted Miss Congeniality and being a beauty pageant contestant and actually being voted Miss Congeniality. Better buy some more brewskies.

• I was bequeathed with seven or eight Heinekens yesterday. Following the strict interpretations of the rules as outlined by the Hoff, I'm sure Alaska will be mentioned a few times (although that shouldn't count) with an over/under of 5 1/2. Hockey mom has an over/under of 2 1/2. Shotgun is going off at 15-1 odds. Drunkards gambling on the rest of the field might be facing long odds with Mooseburger, Walmart, Basketball, Gay Marriage, Anarchists, Melanoma, Shotgun wedding, Fetus and Tard.

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