City to Nudists: CYA Or Else

One of the last remaining journalists at the Seattle Times who hasn't been fired reports that the City of Seattle is considering a ban on nudity in public parks.

See how the trend goes?

First they ban carrying guns in public places. Then the guv'mint comes along and bans you from flashing your gun in a public place.

If there's one thing that we've learned so far, it is the truth of these two slogans..

"If they outlaw nudity, only criminals will be nude."

"Only when you pry it out of my cold dead hands!"

Extra: With the City Of Seattle planning to ban both concealed pistol license holders and nudists, it is clear a political alliance between supporters of the right to bear arms and supporters of the right to bear ass is needed. We suggest holding a joint protest march on City Hall.