Seattle's Semi-Pro Wrestlers Hit the Big Time

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• Damon, you might be thinking of the "Losers Extreme Wrestling Division" (L.E.W.D.) which was one of the precursors to SSP Wrestling. (Them, and the Ballard Wrestling Federation.) Or you might be thinking of a 2003 show SSP did with members of the Infernal Noise Brigade in which the main event was Ass-priest vs. El Jobre (futuristic hedgehog masked character.) Either way, this scene can trace itself back 9 years. SSP has only been around 6 years.

• Hehe. If you loved that, you really missed out on our Naked Guy vs. Side O Fries "match". Only SSP could bring you a "match" between a guy in a fry suit with no arms against a guy who can't use his arms cause he's got to cover up his nakedness. Ah. Washington State Department of Licensing; look at the can of worms you have opened up! Love, SSP's "Beloved" Announcer (And by "beloved" I am pretty sure I mean "not at all loved")

• Hehe. If you loved that, you really missed out on our Naked Guy vs. Side O Fries "match". Only SSP could bring you a "match" between a guy in a fry suit with no arms against a guy who can't use his arms cause he's got to cover up his nakedness. Ah. Washington State Department of Licensing; look at the can of worms you have opened up! Love, SSP's "Beloved" Announcer (And by "beloved" I am pretty sure I mean "not at all loved")

• Indeed, that was the one. El Grande sounds right. Quite an event. Have you wrestled since?

• Hey, I wrestled at that event! (No, I wasn't the naked doughy guy, I was the tattooed guy who was accused of making love to my opponent during an extended clinch.) To answer your question, I believe it was all performance art rather than an actual sporting event or whatever. No bones were broken, no noses bloodied, no diaphragms herniated. The diminutive female, as I recall, was named El Grande. Sound right?

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