Bad News Bears

"Anyone wanna go four-wheeling? I need to pick up some bolts and overhead lights."

The Everett Herald reports that an Arlington Little League coach is being charged with using his players to commit burglary. 31-year-old George Spady allegedly had his son crawl through a vent in a vacant store and unlock the door, letting Spady, his nephew, and another player in. The group then made off with an unusual assortment of loot--bolts and overhead lights. Spady confesses to taking the stuff, but claims he entered the property to go "four-wheeling" with his charges and that the store was unlocked. He's being charged with 2nd degree burglary.