Seattle, Get Ready to Have Sex...With the Air!
Can't get laid? There's one partner who'll never turn you down. And no, this does not involve rohypnol, cruising Aurora, or staying at Tiki Bob's til closing time. That always-willing partner is the air, the welcoming, ethereal fuck-buddy whose caress is as soft as the evening breeze. Literally. 
Air sex photo from Air Sex World Championships
Comes now the Air Sex World Championships, a traveling tradition that requires only a libido and a little space. El Corazon will be hosting what looks to be Seattle's first ever Air Sex Championship one week from today. (If there have been previous ones, do tell.)
I asked my enigmatic friend Bob Dylan what the pinnacle of air sex would be, and he said, "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind." I presume he meant one's load, but he's always open to interpretation.
Seattle Air Sex Championships, June 19, 8:00 PM, El Corazon (109 Eastlake Ave E., 381-3094), 21 + over, $10. Tickets here.
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