"So You're Telling Me It's Impossible to Have a 'Slight Case' of Chlamydia?" and Other Seattle-Area Texts

There's this website, Texts from Last Night, where people can send ridiculous texts they've written or received and have them published, with only an area code as identifying information. Here's a look at some local missives.

Man's best friend, consummated:

Incest taboo, confirmed:

Seattle tells St. Petersburg to grow up

Meditations on flatulence, from the Eastside:

The rules of sex:

The fruits of sex:

And, finally, how to avoid them. Some of the most important stuff they don't teach you in sex ed: