Where Do You Get Off? Used Condom Dangles on 54 Bus
By Damon Agnos in Transportation
Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 2:29PM
Back in March, reader Tony alerted us to the presence of a Route 54 bus rider wearing a jacket covered entirely by Asian call girl ads. Today, he sends the above photograph. The woman is apparently oblivious to the prophylactic's presence.
Did Tony do the gallant thing and let the woman know there was a used condom dangling precariously above her? In a word, no.
"Every time I thought about saying something, I started laughing," he explained. "I looked around and no one was even looking at it. Or looking at me laughing. I thought, 'You people are blind. You're fucking lemmings. There's a condom hanging up there and it looks very used'."
7 comment(s)
Seely says:
Is that Jan Drago in the shades & headphones? Good for her, riding the bus.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 2:40PM
Jonathan C says:
Wow!!
Are you kidding me?
That's an epic fail all the way around: For the bus, for the people who didn't notice, for whoever this lady is not to recognize the presence of jizz nearly dripping a foot from her face, and for Mr. Tony...who just laughed it off. Good Lord!
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 2:53PM
Dan says:
I weep for humanity.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 2:58PM
V.C. says:
God help her if it had been a Magnum.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 2 2009 @ 3:39PM
You Sir, Are the Lemming. says:
So instead of telling her, L'il Tony just takes a picture and posts it online like a punk. Who's the lemming ?
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 1:11AM
Johnny Transistor says:
Let me guess, because of the recession, a guy couldn't afford to take his girlfriend to Hawaii for a holiday, scoring a membership in The Mile High Club in route. Instead, the poor fucker grabbed a pair of bus passes and set off with his babe to see the Seattle sights from the back of a bus. The girlfriend was so happy with her recession vacation that she started a new club, The Back of the Bus Club, letting her boy friend score, as Seattle's most erotic sight, The Space Needle, loomed over head. She was so overcome (poor pun I know) by her boyfriend's benevolence, she hung the trophy from the rafters for all to see, declaring herself President of The Back of the Bus Club and her boyfriend Secretary/Treasurer. So Tony, do not be surprised to see more trophies like the one you snapped, pop-up on buses all over town, as vacationers opt for an affordable recession and membership into a new and elite club. As they say, those that can do, those that can't take pictures.
Johnny Transistor,
July 4,2009
Posted On: Saturday, Jul. 4 2009 @ 10:45AM
Nina says:
Tony, do tell:
How was the used condom attached? Tied to the strap? Adhered by its own effluvia?
Posted On: Monday, Jul. 6 2009 @ 2:18PM