The 10 Best Names for Safeco Field's Strip Joint
With a brand new strip joint soon to open within an infield single of Safeco Field, it's important that Roger Forbes opt for a name other than Deja Vu in a good faith effort to blend into the ballpark district. There's precedent for this sort of creative nomenclature: Forbes could have called his north downtown pole emporium Deja Vu, but named it Little Darlings instead.
Hence, we took it upon ourselves to offer Forbes our list of the Top 10 names he should consider for Safeco's sexiest neighbor-to-be (h/t to Joel Connelly and the Public Exposure crew for the post-show brainstorm):
10. Caught Looking
9. The Free Swinger
8. Bone's Zone
7. The Hot Corner
6. Jerk One Out of the Park
5. Randy's Johnson
4. The Grand Salami
3. The Big Unit
2. The Foul Pole
1. Faces on Balls
10 comment(s)
erika says:
My vote goes to Faces on Balls. (ha!) Although I like the Free Swinger, as well.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 1:27PM
Seely says:
My favorite is actually The Fungo, which I didn't include on because only baseball geeks know what a fungo is (a huge wooden bat used only in practice).
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 1:42PM
Seely says:
Change alert: I just replaced The Backup Catcher and Good Wood with Jerk One Out of the Park and the Grand Salami. Hence, the Backup Catcher and Good Wood join the Fungo, Ballgirls, Batboys, and The Pickle on the honorable mention list.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 2:51PM
todbot says:
How about "The Death of Innocence"?
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 3 2009 @ 2:54PM
Riggins says:
"Looks like a Pop up" or
"Let's play two"
Posted On: Monday, Jul. 6 2009 @ 3:15PM
WMD says:
How did you miss having "The Ball Game" in the top ten?
Posted On: Monday, Jul. 6 2009 @ 3:50PM
Steve Daley says:
My personal favorite:
The Bubble Play Dolls
Posted On: Monday, Jul. 6 2009 @ 6:07PM
MarkS says:
Someone on KJR suggested the "Get it here Cafe."
Posted On: Monday, Jul. 6 2009 @ 9:07PM
Waltsense says:
Faces on Balls handsdown is the best. Caught Looking may be nice for non baseball fans. DoublePlays may work but another with Balls in it is a winner.
Posted On: Tuesday, Jul. 7 2009 @ 11:39AM
grorb says:
How 'bout..... The Foul Pole ! or .... East of Hedon !
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 11:30AM