Colton Harris-Moore Wanted...on Craigslist
By Caleb Hannan in Crime & Punishment
Friday, Nov. 6 2009 @ 3:01PM
From the encouragable bastards running the Colton Harris-Moore Fan Club comes this Craigslist post in search of (what else?) the baby-faced burglar:
Colton Harris Moore - $5000 (Camano Island)Wanted 1 fairly used with no scratches Colton Harris Moore .
Perferr an unshaven model with pubesant facial hair.Must come barefoot . Extra bonus if it squeels like a pig and comes with all the stolen goods from the past two years.Must be delivered in time for Colton Harris week on Camano Island starting 10-16-09 ending 10-22-09. I would like to display it in the window of my shop .
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