Advanced Archive Search >>

Our Other Blogs


Receive e-mail updates

Browse by month

Stupid Criminal Alert: Nursing Home Employee Gets Caught Calling in Bomb Threat

prank call.jpg
"Um, hello. This is John...Swenson. I just wanted to know...is your refrigerator running?"
​Your average 7th-grader knows that when making a prank call it's best to throw your voice down an octave or two. Affter all, masking your identity is the first rule of the game.

But apparently one Hoquiam, Washington, woman never opened her playbook. Otherwise she wouldn't have been recognized by a co-worker when she called in a bomb threat to the nursing home where she works.

Thankfully, Hoquiam authorities were alerted before the home had to evacuate 100 old people into the cold November air. When cops found her they issued the prank caller a citation, failing to be swayed by her oh-so-reasonable explanation: that she was just trying to test the care center's emergency response.

Slideshows >

Twitter Updates

Weekly Flickr Pool

Now Click This

National Features >

  • City Pages

    Michele Bachmann, Unmuzzled

    You don't need to read Sarah Palin's book to hear the ravings of a mad woman.

    By Matt Snyders

  • Miami New Times

    Pimp Daddy

    The rise and fall of a chubby sex-cult leader.

    By Natalie O'Neill

  • Riverfront Times

    Babe 'n' Arms

    Tom was a hot-tempered cross-dresser with a garage full of guns--and then he became Rachel.

    By Nicholas Phillips

  • Dallas Observer

    The Fight for Texas

    Rick Perry and Kay Bailey Hutchison are locked in a battle over the soul of the GOP. They're also running for governor.

    By Sam Merten