Boeing 787 Dreamliner to Fly on December 18th

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Fly, you beautiful bird. Fly.


Insiders close to the project tell the Times that after more than two years of delays, the Boeing 787 Dreamliner is a mere two weeks away from its first flight. This is obviously great news for the company, the machinists, heck, anyone with a stake in this region's survival as an aeronautics industry leader. But most importantly, it means degenerate gamblers who staked their life savings on the Lazy B can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

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