Gavin Stanger Smuggles Entire Convenience Store Up Butt Before Going to Jail
Categories: Crime & Punishment
No one wants to go to jail unprepared. Least of all 24-year-old Gavin Stanger of Wenatchee, who stuffed an entire 7-11's worth of contraband up his butt before entering Chelan County Regional Justice Center last Wednesday night.
A jailer was alerted to Stanger's contraband after seeing a plastic bag floating in the cell toilet.
According to The Wenatchee World, the inventory goes something like this:
Coming in rectally -- via one person -- were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.Stanger was in the slam on a disorderly conduct charge. A misdemeanor that only required three days in jail. Which makes you wonder what he might have put up there had he been doing real time."We were all wondering, 'How do you put all that up there?' " Kruse said. "The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce."
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