Comment of the Day: Horse-Carcass Girl Should Learn Her Star Wars

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On Wednesday we shared with the world some photos of the lovely Jasha Lottin, a 21-year-old looker from Portland who, on occasion, likes to slaughter a horse and pose nude inside its gutted carcass. Part of her reason for such behavior is apparently her love of that famous scene from The Empire Strikes Back involving a cold Luke Skywalker, a warm belly of Tauntaun guts and a Lightsaber.

Whose Lightsaber you ask?

Lottin doesn't know. But a reader does.

In the police report Lottin described her intentions as thus:

Lottin said in the movie Star Wars the character Han Solo cut open and animal with his light saber and placed Luke Skywalker inside the animal. This was due to Luke freezing to death in cold weather. Lottin said there was nothing religious about what she did and didn't intend to offend anyone.

Jon Konrath writes:


I am so disgusted! This article is SO WRONG!

Han Solo did not use HIS light saber. He used Luke's. Get your story straight!

Konrath is indeed right, as witnessed below (pardon the Japanese? dubbing, it's all I could find).

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