I just got a report from Travis Ritter, one of our top men in the field. He tells me the following:

"People are offering "no BS hot female companionships," massages, kidneys and loads of money (and drinks) to get a ticket to the Beastie Boys show tomorrow night.

Too bad there aren't any physical "tickets," as it's will call only. All you desperate men who purchased an extra "ticket" now have no excuse to not get laid afterward."

Thanks, Travis.