She's Crafty

For those of you who think the craft tents at Bumbershoot exist solely to obstruct bed-wetting Fergie fans from making it to the stadium on time, we present Exhibit A for the defense: the Crafty Devils' adorable litlte handbags. I tote one around town myself, and get compliments from all the girls at the salon when I'm getting my hair did. One of the Devils actually visited my treehouse in Pigeon Ridge last night for ribs, tequila, and a cornmeal dish known in some circles as "The Pentuple Bypass." Her name is Angie Bowlds. She is super close friends with former Fine Young Cannibals frontman Nicolae White, and is attractive enough to pass for Gina Gershon back before she allegedly started fucking Paul Allen. Bowlds' bags are part of the Urban Craft Uprising near the big fountain.