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It's Starbucks' Fault!!

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Leave it to the crack investigative reporting of Access Hollywood to reveal why Britney Spears acts so fucking nutty. Apparently, it's all that Starbucks product she's been ingesting:

“When you take a look at Britney Spears and her behavior, it’s very frightening,” Dr. Timothy Brantley, a Ph.D. who educates patients on the power of food, told Access. “She’s a person who’s completely addicted to sugar. This is like heroin for a junkie. She’s literally on a roller coaster to hell.”

Britney’s irrational behavior — from shaving her head to attacking a car with an umbrella — can partly be attributed to her toxic diet of caffeine drinks and fast food, Brantley told Access.

“Caffeine and sugar in this drink will drive your blood sugars and hormones crazy and it can affect your mood for hours,” Brantley said of a Frappuccino.

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