"These Eyes."

Heard it at Kinko's this morning.
Heard it at Chez Dominique just now.
I don't want to hear it anymore.
I've hated this song for decades.
And if it's running through my head, it's damn well gonna run through your head too:

"These eyes. Are cryin’. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou.
Doot doot doo doo.
[modulate up]
These eyes. Aaare cryin’. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou.
Doot doot doo doo.
[modulate up]
These eyes. Aaaaaaare cryin’. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou.
Doot doot doo doo.
[modulate up]
These eyes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaare cryin’. . . "
Repeat ad homicidam.