Whose 700-year-old face looks like whiskey could smoke cigarettes? Kris Kristofferson's, that's whose. Don't try this at home, people -- "this" being trying to live like you're starring in a neverending Indiana Jones sequel set in the south, only with booze filling in for water.
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