Tonight: Natalie Portman's Shaved Head @ Easy Street Queen Anne

Who: Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
Where: Easy Street Records Queen Anne
When: Tonight, losers! 8 p.m.
How much it gonna cost ya: Not a goddamn thing...

I'll never forget the look on Sunset bartender Joe Howe's face. Natalie Portman's Shaved Head was on stage copping herky-jerky dance moves that made Mothersbaugh and Casale look like James Brown while singing songs about boners and sideways ponytails. Joe has seen a lot of wonky acts come through the Sunset's doors. But this time, all he could do was look at me and shake his head in a mix of bewilderment and awe.

Tonight, you can be like Joe...and it won't cost you a thing.