Katy Perry Fans Attack!

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Fuck. I should've known this was coming.

I went on TBTL with Luke Burbank last night where we chatted a bit about the weekend in music, which included Katy Perry's Showbox performance. I may have said it sucked ass.

Apparently, my choice words for Perry's mediocre performance are a result of Seasonal Affective Disorder. Because you know, I live in Seattle and the overcast weather is affecting my judgement on music.

Here's a couple highlights from a kind letter I received:

"Stop dissin cool artists just because you have a jagged dildo up your rancid Seattle twat!"

"I'd take Portland and San Diego over Seattle's Devil Worshippers ANY DAY....GET SOME SUN BITCH!!"

WHOA. Seattle's Devil Worshippers?!? I will say I giggled a little over that one. However, the last part bugged me, because I do get self-conscious about looking too pale during the colder months.

Chill out, fans! I'm a big fan of Perry's album One of the Boys. I just don't want to see her perform its songs live!

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