Reaction to Ashley Graham's Cheech & Chong Press Release

Cheech & Chong, cheek to cheek.

Word out of Ashley Graham's "Send" key is that Cheech & Chong will be gigging at Bellingham's Mt. Baker Theatre on Feb. 11 (tix on sale this Friday). Obviously undaunted by Tommy Chong's recent stint in prison for marijuana-related malfeasance, the theme for the tour is "Get It Legal."

There's only one proper way to react to this news, and to react that way during normal business hours would be liable to get me fired. So instead, dearest Ash, I'll just pretend I reacted that way and go find the nearest all-you-can-eat lunch buffet.