We probably should have seen this coming. In the six years since the infamous Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" incident, Super Bowl viewers have been treated with classic, safe acts like The Who, the Rolling Stones, and Bruce Springsteen. But back in June, over 700 million people watched the Black Eyed Peas perform at the World Cup kick-off in South Africa. Plus with Fergie's ties to the NFL--believe it or not, she's a minority owner of the Miami Dolphins--it was only a matter of time until the pop powerhouse took to a field stateside for a spectacle lamented by a good number of football fans.
But because using the bathroom, chatting up party guests, and posting to Facebook and Twitter can only take up so much time, here are some suggestions for will.i.am, Fergie, apl.de.ap, and Tabo on how they can keep us from a beer-and-hot-wings-induced coma.
1. Since French House DJ-turned-American pop hitmaker David Guetta will be sharing the stage anyway, let him take over for a while. Say what you will, but songs like "Sexy Bitch" with Akon and "Memories" with KiD CuDi were--are--bonafide jams, and lately his Rihanna-graced "Who's That Chick" has been a bug in everyone's ear. What does it mean that his collaborations with will.i.am didn't strike that same chord?
2. Bring friends. If the Peas--particularly will.i.am.--have one underrated strength, it's clearly their knack for collaborations. Alone, Will has the hooks for tracks like Flo Rida's "In the Ayer," Usher's "OMG," and Nicki Minaj's "Check It Out" under his belt. Factor in Fergie's team-up with Ludacris for "Glamorous" and you've got a star-studded cast.
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