Beers of Glory

Spotted last night at the Barking Dog Alehouse in Phallard (i.e., the vast valley east of 8th Ave.  beneath Phinney Ridge that encroaches upon Ballard): John Heder of Napoleon Dynamite fame. Also in the house: ace KOMO-TV reporter John Sharify, who lives very nearby and is sire to a champion medley swimmer at Ballard High. Whodathunk that the building which formerly housed the dingy 7th Ave. Tavern and its mystery crockpot would ever see this sort of screenpower in one night. No word yet on whether Lindsay Lohan was doing coke on a Seattle-bound airplane, bragging to seatmates that she's flying here to "fuck John Heder." Come to think of it, 'ol Nap Dynamite does bear a striking resemblance to James Blunt, who allegedly has carnal knowledge of whether the mean girl's carpet matches the drapes.