Top Celeb Summer Accessories

I give you the top three celebrity must-have accessories for summer, so you can be the first on your block to live like the stars you so envy.

No. 3 — The iPhone

You love it. You know you want one. Even the Microsofties across the water are drooling on their PCs over this new gizmo. Wonder if our pal L'Lohan had a problem getting her cell number transferred to the new gadget (seen here in her left hand). Of course, she's probably just using it to watch "Dramatic Prairie Dog" 25 times a day like the rest of us would.

No. 2 — A corn dog

It'll totally dispel those pesky eating disorder rumors and most likely raise your positive press by promoting (alleged) baby bump gossip.

And the No. 1 celebrity must-have accessory for summer is ...

Woody Harrelson

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