How Not to Panhandle
Categories: Profanity
Granted, I haven't shaved in three days and could stand to drop 15 lbs, but I'm still at a loss for how a panhandler at 1st & Seneca telling me I "look like hell" and "look like Jim Belushi" is going to result in a transfer of change from my pocket to his cardboard box. Dude, if you want my money, at least tell me I look like John Belushi. That's flattery. But Jim? Fuck off.
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