Name That Celeb Fashion Faux Pas!

Welcome to my first edition of You Write the Caption! There are no prizes except for bragging rights to your friends about just how damn funny you are, and it's on the World Wide Web to prove it!

Here we go:

You write the caption! Ooh! I'll go first:

"My So-Called Nip Slip"

C'mon, that's pure comedy, and you know it. Think you can do better? Give it a go in the comments section below.