Corey Haim, We'd Like to Help
According to Perez Hilton, 80s star Corey Haim has taken out a full page ad in Variety magazine advertising his services.

Perhaps he'd be interested in a role in Major League IV? We need a few fans whose reactions underscore the team's successes and failures--Mr. Haim could play himself, a courtside season-ticket-holder who is paired with Sean Connery's Steve Ballmer as a wealthier reprisal (after all, it's the NBA) of the everyday fans in the Major League trilogy.












