Gossip Girl: Fire Walk With Me (OMG!)

Admission of Guilt: I love Gossip Girl. If I miss it Monday, I'm sure to catch the replay on Sunday. That Ed Westwick is one hot piece, and Leighton Meester's not so bad herself. But aesthetics aside, the show features some of network television's most clever writing and thorough character development. That's really why I love it. Honest.

I loved the first season, but I like the second season more. Why? The Twin Peaks alumni connection. First, we get Madchen "Shelly Johnson" Amick (pictured above at right) as a Duchess who likes to bone her stepson to kick off the season, then last night we're treated to an uncredited turn by David Patrick "Jerry Horne" Kelly as Penn Badgley's boozy, journalistic mentor. Can Piper Laurie please show up as Blair's grandmother? Or David Lynch in a cameo as a coke-snorting Gulfstream pilot? Please?