Tyra & Co. Blow It Again

I'll post revised odds for the America's Next Top Model Amsterdam Distaff next week, but regret to inform you that our 2-1 favorite, Elina (pictured above), was eliminated last night for basically being too mature for the dolts on the panel. Never mind that she lost out to a mousy, heinous Jamie Lee Curtis lookalike in the final two, or that she's a uniquely gorgeous 19-year-old lesbian who lives in Seattle. Without Elina, I'll be reverting to my personal spin on the ANTM name again: America's Next Target Model, as in the discount department store. Elina was the only contestant for whom the "Top" hat fit, and now she's gone in a tizzy of shortsightedness.