Holy Frak! BSG Tonight (and Other Dork News)

The final episodes of Battlestar Galactica start airing tonight at 10! Who is the final cylon? Will the formerly warring nations survive on Earth without killing each other? What about all these half-cylon kids running around? And will Leigh Adama finally cut that mangy hair?

In other sci-fi news, the beloved Japanese cartoon Cowboy Bebop (the inspiration for Joss Whedon's Firefly) is slated for a live-action production. The Hollywood Reporter says Keanu Reeves is set to star as Spike Spiegel. Nerd-dom is on fire with rage--there are so many ways in which it's a terrible choice, not the least of which is Spike's ability to laugh at himself--a skill Keanu conspicuously lacks. Sorry, nerds, we might just want to watch the original series in all its animated glory--you know, again.