Boner Juice

Some guy in New York City is suing the makers of a vitamin-enriched energy drink for giving him an erection that "wouldn't subside," according to the Associated Press. Dude had to have something called a "winter shunt" surgically implanted to de-stiffify his piece. Which begs the question: Could Jonathan Kauffman's DIY Vitamin Water recipes included in this week's Summer Guide serve as a Viagra substitute as well? Shop, blend, guzzle, turn yourself on -- and let us know!