Oyster Luge (A Multiple Choice Test)

On Saturday night, you, too, can participate in oyster luge.

Is an oyster luge:

A) A new event at the Seattle Seafood Olympics, whose inauguration will be emceed by the guys from Cool Runnings?

B) A giant ice luge used to shoot oysters into one's mouth?

C) An entry from the Pacific Northwest edition of the kama sutra?

Click here for the answer. (Hint: It takes place at Elliot's Oyster House's Oyster New Years Bash tomorrow night.)