7 Most Amusing Wine Labels

There's something about inappropriate names and food that just makes sense. The inner 3rd grader in each of us begs for something to snicker at whenever possible. Case in point: spotted dick has been around England for years, proving a) the people who named it are childish, and b) its continued production means it's still selling to a whole demographic of sophomoric Brits and foreigners alike. While we still channel our inner Josh Baskin when someone orders the old "toad in the hole," we have a hard time accepting the idea of drinking something that is named after an animal's, ahem, business. To fill your immaturity quota for the week, check out these funny wines from around the world, and keep your eyes peeled to pick up a bottle for your next dinner party.

Screw Kappa Nappa
Screw whatta whatta?! Wait--what?! We are SO confused, and yet oddly allured to this vibrantly presented bottle of loss-of-judgment juice. What's a girl gotta do to get a glass around here?

Frog's Piss
Really? Well, look, it's not as though we can prove one way or the other that this wine does or does not mimic its namesake in some way. It's probably just better left untouched, yes?