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"I just love the way our unfailingly polite neighbors in the Great White North say basil and pasta and eh, the way they call the ladies' and gents' 'washrooms,' and how rabidly they root for those Canucks. But mostly I am crazy about Vancouver's great food and kick-ass cocktails.

Here's a list of reasons Seattle should be jealous of--or maybe inspired by--Vancouver:"

Reason number 1: Soup dumplings on the street, as detailed in the post, "10 Reasons Seattle Should Be Jealous of Vancouver."

"2: There is no idea out there so bad that someone won't find a way to make a buck off it.

"There are a lot of bad ideas out there. There are a lot of really disgusting things that people do with alcohol.

"But that doesn't stop people from wanting to pay good money for, say, the Smoker's Cough (Jagermeister and warm mayonnaise) or the Cement Mixer (Bailey's Irish Cream deliberately curdled with Rose's Lime). And it isn't stopping people from going crazy for Adult Chocolate Milk, which is, essentially, chocolate milk and vodka.

"Yum!"

From "Four Loko (Minus the Loko) and Chocolate Milk for Alcoholics," an in-depth look at modern advertising and how we are all going to be getting drunk in the future.