How Long Does It Take to Walk Off Ass-Fattening Lunches From Dick's, Red Robin, and Applebee's?

Chris Kornelis

Red Robin's Wise Guy Burger is seriously unwise to consume, unless you're willing to walk a marathon afterward.

I love me some towering onion rings from Red Robin. My arteries and hindquarters, on the other hand, do not. Now that most restaurants provide you with calorie counts, it's becoming harder and harder to ignore how unhealthy many chain-restaurant meals can be. My beloved Red Robin onion rings? One order, along with two different dipping sauces, contains a whopping 1,773 calories. (According to a report published by the Center For Nutrition Policy and Promotion in 2010, depending on one's weight, height, and amount of physical activity engaged in each day, the average man should consume between 2,000 and 3,000 calories per day. The average woman should consume between 1,600 and 2,400 calories per day.)

Chowing down on such calorie-laden meals gets can get you to wondering: How far would you have to walk to work it all off?