Top 10 Sexy Feast Sex Lessons of 2011

What can pasta possibly teach us about sex?

It's been about a year and a half since I started writing Sexy Feast. There's food porn aplenty to be found on the Internet. My column, though, takes food porn to next level by taking me to one restaurant each week, where I try to figure out what one dish (or one aspect of the restaurant) teaches us about sex.

In the past year, I've been lucky to look for sexual lessons at high-end restaurants like Canlis, RN74, and Cafe Juanita, as well as "on the street" places like Mike's Chili Parlor and Marination Mobile. The food is fine everywhere, and always stimulates my sexual thinking. My experiences have led to lessons about lubrication, threesomes, bukkake, prostitution, the Pirates adult video, Internet dating, and much more.

Here I present (with links to the complete column) my top ten Sexy Feast picks for 2011, each asking the weekly question: What does each restaurant teach us about sex?